negative consequences of sex on degrassi
backwoods bhandari: hpv scare
johnny dimarco: cock wart
darcy: date rape, fake teacher rape, chlamydia, suicide attempt
jay: gonorrhea
*mia: teen mom-ery, high school is like so totally hard with a kid
ashley: poor self esteem due to trying to fuck an impotent cripple
anya: LARPing.
craig: knocks bitch up, magically gets bipolar disorder
connor: aspergers (jk he’s never getting laid)
spinner: becomes born-again christian, gets cancer
paige: gets raped, possibly has AIDS
ellie: almost bones a gay
emma: gonorrhea, pregnancy scare (but cool new bracelets)
manny: pregnant, abortion, sex tape
jane: diddled by her dad
j.t.: knocks bitch up, hardcore drug dealer for a day, suicide attempt, dies
liberty: gets knocked up, looks like liberty
dean: gets car smashed
spike: failed to abort emma, ruined everyone’s lives
*positive consequences of sex on degrassi:
mia: sleeps way to the top, becomes famous model, gets rich, supports her child, moves to paris, becomes famous on the CW
emma: gets pretty after contracting gonorrhea*j.t.: gets a part in the degrassi holiday special!
I don’t like the tone of this post some of the things it says are pretty fucking ableist and I don’t like it when people say “the gays” or “a gay” like we are all the same person and I also don’t like it when people think it’s cute to make light of child molestation so yeah I am not digging this post
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Nice attempt at being funny, though, op.
Reblogged from synecdoche July 31st, 2011 302 notes
